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By: Rajeev’s Almanack » Blog Archive » Musharraf’s Departure is not Enough

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By: Rajeev’s Almanack » Blog Archive » Musharraf’s decree

Rajeev’s Almanack » Blog Archive » Musharraf’s decree — Wed, 07 Nov 2007 17:59:32 +0000

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By: Mushie

Mushie — Mon, 05 Nov 2007 13:05:40 +0000

Rohit,
I am the Buddha of Pakistan. For he was enlightened and advocated the path of moderation. I have appointed judges who show enlightened moderation towards me and only me. So there.

Rajesh,
I don’t find anything humorous about this situation. Humour is punishable by three years of rigorous imprisonment. Irony will only get you flogged. As for Kalam, how many regiments has he?

Let me assure the international public that the elections will be held on January 2008 as previously announced. But it may take a while to get there because I have issued a Presidential decree that this is year 64 in our Calendar. Only fitting that the Calendar be redefined for my birth date.For, I am the Savior of Pakistan. Christmas will now be celebrated on August 11. Back to the saving the country from itself.

By: Rajesh Kumar

Rajesh Kumar — Mon, 05 Nov 2007 06:49:01 +0000

Nice one, humour and irony…

And here’s Mushie’s videoconference with Kalam(when he was still Prez of India)

http://www.yaxis.in/2007/05/apj-abdul-kalam-pervez-musharraf.html

By: Musharraf as the Lincoln of Pakistan! « Entertaining Research

Musharraf as the Lincoln of Pakistan! « Entertaining Research — Mon, 05 Nov 2007 00:05:28 +0000

[…] as the Lincoln of Pakistan! Like me, if you thought Musharraff’s guest column in Rajeev’s almanack a joke, you might want to think again. Here is what he says in his guest column: I am Pakistan’s […]

By: Rohit

Rohit — Sun, 04 Nov 2007 22:20:10 +0000

PRS,

Thanks for this. I don’t know about enlightened moderation but I have been enlightened for sure.

By: PRS

PRS — Sun, 04 Nov 2007 19:23:09 +0000

Nitin,
I will pass along your gratitude to my dear old friend Mushie. He is busy preparing Presidential decrees some of which might appear here.

For example, he will be ordering everyone to wear pink underwear from now on. To make it easy for the police to verify compliance, underwear shall now be worn on your head. He has given me a picture of himself so attired (see above). Now you know how to do it.

Remember that it is now punishable by up to three years in jail to ridicule public officials such as the President General. I am sure the evil-doers are trembling in their boots.

Keep up the good work. The nation needs you!

By: The Acorn » Sunday Levity: Isn’t it ironic…don’t you think?

Sun, 04 Nov 2007 15:44:24 +0000

[…] Desipundit directs us to a guest post by General Musharraf on Rajeev’s Almanack: I am Pakistan’s Lincoln. He suspended habeas […]

By: Nitin

Nitin — Sun, 04 Nov 2007 15:39:23 +0000

Rajeev,

I’m deeply grateful to you for bringing such an esteemed personality to the blogosphere. Those of us who watch Pakistan closely have no doubt been very lightened.

General Musharraf’s readers would do well to check out this recent video clip.

By: General Musharraf’s guest column | DesiPundit

General Musharraf’s guest column | DesiPundit — Sun, 04 Nov 2007 05:26:20 +0000

[…] where does he publish it? In Rajeev’s Almanack, of course! I am Pakistan’s Lincoln. He suspended habeas corpus, I suspended the whole […]