Top Ten Reasons Sarah Palin Quit
10. Wants to go hiking the Appalachian Trail.
9. This is not a retreat. It is an advance in the direction opposite to forward.
8. Wants to be appointed Ambassador to Africa. She still thinks it is a country.
7. Will be appearing on Wife Swap, with Jenny Sanford.
6. Michelle Bachmann was getting too much attention for being batshit crazy.
5. Thought she could put her job up for sale on EBay.
4. Palin is the sole beneficiary in newly found Michael Jackson will.
3. Took career advice from President Dan Quayle.
2. John McCain bailed out five times too.
And the number one reason why Sarah Palin quit as Governor of Alaska:
1. Wants to move to Chicago and become a Community Organizer.
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